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Anyone ever experimented/experiments with drugs at any point?
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"Because I Got High"
Afroman
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why, 'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I'm high
Because I'm high
Because I'm high
What Are You Listening To Right Now?
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Key & Peele
"Pirate Chantey"
I once met a lass so fine,
She was drunk on barley wine
I'd been to sea for months of three
I knew I could make her mine
But the lass was past consent
So it was off with her we went
And we threw her in bed and rested her head
And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do.
A woman has a right to a drink or two
Without worrying about what you will do
We say "yo, ho!" but we don't say "hoe"
'Cause "hoe" is disrespectful, yo
There once was a girl from Leeds
Who I heard was good on her knees
So I docked my ship for an overnight trip
To take care of all of my deeds
She had piles of tales to tell
And my mass began to swell
So I riled her down and raised her down
And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so
Always take care of your lady fair
'Cause they deserve as much attention down there
We say "yo, ho!" but we don't say "hoe"
'Cause "hoe" is disrespectful, yo
I once had a woman so fair
Whose womb contained my heir
With a son by my side, the seas we'd ride
The child she would bear
But my girl, she was no fool
She was working her way through school
So I did support when she chose to abort
Because it's her body and therefore her choice
No, we don't say "booty" 'less we're talking about gold
We don't look at chests 'less it's treasure holds
With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on her hip
We will never say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship
We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore"
'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphoria
There was a lady with a golden eye
And the doctor said she would die
So she emptied her purse to lift the curse
And prayed to stay alive
She awoke the very next day
Hand in her grave she lay
But the scariest part of the story from the start
Is I bet you assume the doctor was a man
Women are doctors too
And for a fraction of the dubloons
We say "yo, ho!" but we don't say "hoe"
'Cause "hoe" is disrespectful, yo
There was a slut with tits to here
And an ass that--
'Cause it's "yo, ho!" but we don't say "hoe"
'Cause "hoe" is disrespectful, yo!