αleph-01

I found this Lil plant right outside of where I work. I don't know why. But I got this sudden urge to water it and care for it. Pretty unbecoming of me. What type of plant is it? IDK, I said fuck it. I just called him pickles. Yus, I'm assuming its a he XD. I care more for this plant than I do for most of humanity. Nobody gonna fuck with pickles. I'll throw them hands for pickles https://i.ani.me/0323/2528/img_20220220_065616564_hdr.jpg

I managed to infiltrate a furry chat. I wus like, MUAHAHA! Time to troll deez lil furries. Oh aleph, you silly goose! The tables were turned on me. As I go in, I immediately see peoples **** and *****. WTF is this? I wish I could bleach my eyes from whut a saw on that chat. I learned so many new words. To my apparent surprise. My sexual lexicon was limited.

When I die. I want this song at full blast at my funeral. Grandkids gonna be like “FUCKING LEGEND” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ojmaUPWAw&ab_channel=KouseiGaming

I've never taken a developmental psychology class, I said. Might be fun, I said. Oh, naive lil aleph. It's facken cringe bro. Wrote an essay on the psychological benefits of breast feeding for an infant. I also had to describe how to breastfeed. Bruh what? I’m a facken dude. Da fucc do I know about breast feeding? What do I say? “Put brat on tit?” Lol fucc it. I’ll just wing it. Here’s a lil excerpt on what I wrote. God damn it, I ended sounding like a smartass https://i.ani.me/0322/6956/mothersmilk.jpg https://i.ani.me/0322/6340/uh_huh.jpg