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I managed to infiltrate a furry chat. I wus like, MUAHAHA! Time to troll deez lil furries. Oh aleph, you silly goose! The tables were turned on me. As I go in, I immediately see peoples **** and *****. WTF is this? I wish I could bleach my eyes from whut a saw on that chat. I learned so many new words. To my apparent surprise. My sexual lexicon was limited.

When I die. I want this song at full blast at my funeral. Grandkids gonna be like “FUCKING LEGEND” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ojmaUPWAw&ab_channel=KouseiGaming

I've never taken a developmental psychology class, I said. Might be fun, I said. Oh, naive lil aleph. It's facken cringe bro. Wrote an essay on the psychological benefits of breast feeding for an infant. I also had to describe how to breastfeed. Bruh what? I’m a facken dude. Da fucc do I know about breast feeding? What do I say? “Put brat on tit?” Lol fucc it. I’ll just wing it. Here’s a lil excerpt on what I wrote. God damn it, I ended sounding like a smartass https://i.ani.me/0322/6956/mothersmilk.jpg https://i.ani.me/0322/6340/uh_huh.jpg

Question 9 of my homework. "Try assigning meanings to P(x) and Q(x)". Well, don't mind if I do! Bruh, I couldn't help myself. I had to answer with a lil math humor. I would have loved to have seen the face on my professor. He must have been like? The hell is a weeb? Plot twist! What if my boomer professor is a weeb? Lol https://i.ani.me/0322/6412/img_20211125_132519702_hdr_2.jpg https://i.ani.me/0322/6416/img_20211125_132700746_2.jpg https://i.ani.me/0287/9106/bwahahaha.png

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (co-inventor of calculus) was a polymath. Great contributions to physics, math, and philosophy. The fluidity of his words. His writings are absolute poetry on paper. https://i.ani.me/0322/6400/leinnitz1.jpg https://i.ani.me/0322/6408/leinnitz2.jpg

My lil brother outgrew me. He’s now an inch taller than me. Bruh WTF? The other day. He patted my head and called me Lil Onii chann. Oh the disrespect! ROFL https://c.tenor.com/o0lrdNm2BawAAAAC/aqua-cry-cute-aqua.gif

https://eterneva.com/loved-ones/ https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EemxFDFpFTU/maxresdefault.jpg Turning one's ash into diamonds. I've never heard of that before! I'm going to research that further. Not going to lie. That sounds pretty cool. I may me ugly now. But I'll shine pretty like a diamond in the afterlife. I have morbid humor. I can already picture it in my head. If I pass on before my waifu does. My windowed waifu will someday have the following conversation: Wife: I have my husband with me all the time. Random stranger: As he/she looks around. Where's yo bish ass husband? I don't see him Wife: Oh, his right here. As she points to her glamourous shiny beautiful diamond Random stranger: looks fake Grandkids be like: Maaaannn Fucc grandpa. I hated that asshole. Let's sell his ass and buy a new graphics card ROFL That made me chucky a little. I am totally ok with this happening to me. My grandkids will know that his grandpa had a sense a humor. Not even death would take away his smile https://i.ani.me/0287/9106/bwahahaha.png