Maintaining a very high trust level, picking the right choice in conversations, regularly having a good score in various quizzes, acquiring a second controller for the following consoles; PS3, PSP, N64, Gamecube (be thankful that the PS1's and PS2's are compatibles), then sneakily picking the lock to the bathroom while I'm showering.

I own Killer is Dead too.Even after beating it a few times my romance is with the Gekkou. There is a small love interest in the game it's pretty vague. Mondo's side job is a Gigolo, I personally love the missions because they are ridiculous. As ^dep4th^ said you give the ladies gifts and you have glasses he puts on so you can see through their clothes, which raises an arousal meter and when it's full you bed them. After that you get sub-weapons.

You know what? It was fun at first but now... -_- This is the Nagase Review. (insert intro theme here) Ok. So, This weeks topic is Dark Souls. Before you ask "Bro. Do you even Demon Souls?", let me answer that for you. No. The answer is no. I'm really just not interested in it. The "Souls games" are pretty to look at, the comdat system is neat, the characters are interesting, going through each area is like playing a REALLY gritty version of a (somewhat) open worlded Lord of the Rings game and...they're boring. -_- Irritatingly so. Now I'd like to take this time to answer a few questions. Yes, I've played Dark Souls. No. I haven't beaten any of them. Why? Because they can't keep my attention. Why do I think the Souls games are boring? Surpisingly, it's not the die die and die some more game play or the stick, move, repeat style of fighting that one does in nearly every boss fight. My personal feelings of boredom are (in particular order) The depressing feel The "go around and do stuff till story happens" aspect Repetition "Dudes in armor" (fuck dudes in armor) Undead aka zombies Everytime I find a new area, I quickly get tired of it. Why? Because dudes in armor and zombies. It's always just more of the same except for the bosses. If the enemies could hold conversations with each other, In every single area of the Souls game world, I'd imagine most of them would turn out like this: "Hey, Zombie B. See that guy over there? He looks like He's having trouble with that dude in armor. Let's call Zombies C through Q over shit stomp that guys brains in then get all the other armored dudes to come biss on his corps for a laugh." to which Zombie B says "We just did that 2 minutes ago." "What? You think it's getting old?" says Zombie A to which Zombie B replies " Hell no! Let's pound 'em brother!" I have no problem with dying over and over again. It's what people who play video games do. But, when a game advretises that the fact that you will die countless times it's really hard to keep my interest. What's that yousay? "Git Good?" Fuck off...! I'm gonna go play somthing that won't put me to sleep. Like Monster hunter or Project DIVA F. Later.

I'm not sure if this has been posted already but THIS is THE best pick up line without a doubt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGFfQyI5qGk