Confessions

I confess that the fun of competitive pokemon battling was sucked out of it when I realized how its basically just a copy and paste science at this point with the battles where the moment you see the 2 pokemon on the field then you pretty much already know who will win without fail :(

I confess i found the formula for winning games in overwatch. Dont play during the day/night time. Thats when the casual 12 year old idiots get on. You gotta play early in the morning when the REAL players are on. Grinded from 1.7k SR to 1.9k SR the minute i played after 12 pm i dropped from 1964 to 1906 P.s you would think gold players were good c: news flash they arent.

I confess every night around 9 pm the girl below me yells "wooooo" then starts clapping for about 5 seconds and then says "thats what im talking about baby" this happens at the same time every single day for the last 3 months i have lived here. Then at 10 pm her dogs start whining for about 30 minutes straight

Well, clap and shout with her. If something is worth celebrating, it's worth celebrating right. I used to have neighbors when I lived in an apartment, the guy would have sex once a week on Wednesday nights. Me and my now wife used to make a game out of how long he'd last ( Usually 15-20 minutes for the curious.) and then clap when the bed squeaking stopped. Poor guy had a couple month dry spell before we heard that o'l faithful squeaky bed again.

that's one of the reasons ive always slept on my couch. I would hear people have sex, I don't anymore but I still sleep on the couch

@panda I feel like there's a bestiality joke to be made here

I confess that I came home early from work since starting at Walmart 10 months ago. I feel really guilty about doing so but at the same time the fact that Dayquil was waiting for me at home made it feel almost okay to leave.