Confessions

i confess because my mom watches a lot of world war II documentaries i like to make anti-semitic jokes because they rile her up we have a strange dynamic

I was kinda like that with my grandma. Like I would intentionally get in her way when she was busy and be like "I am helping." Just to be in the way. It was my way of showing love. And nothing wrong with an offensive sense of humor. I kinda have one too.

I confess that I just made a girl angry by telling her that I kind of thought I could only turn her on by doing one specific thing despite her telling me that multiple things I do end up doing that and now she's giving me the silent treatment on the call and I don't know why she so angry about it.....

I confess I find peace in dark rooms with some small background noises going. Helps to forget the worries of the world sometimes.

I confess that I started to read that confession right after waking up so my eyes are you working properly and I thought it said something about I forgot to shit on my plate.