Confessions

rick and mortys tonight bitches https://pics.me.me/14-dlsv-cky-the-physical-return-of-christ-414-views-20818088.png

..... cristal IS a type of champagne thats the joke that i drank champagne and held up a coke honestly i only know this because of that girl from the boondocks Cristal, like the champagne https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/boondocks/images/5/54/Cristal.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140401100351

Bananas don't ripen in the oven, by the way. Two main reasons the bread gets darker, baking soda is mostly responsible for that. Put more in and it'll turn A LOT darker. Why? Because science! Buuuut... it'll burn quickly, too. The other reason? Caramelization of sugars (that's where the baking soda helps, well, it's mostly for leavening, it just does other things too.). I'll take baking and baking talk over "Rick and Morty" any day. Not to say I don't like Rick and Morty, I just like food better.XD

but i put 4 bananas in the oven at 300 degrees for 40 minutes, idk where baking soda comes in xD and thats what all the sites said, that you can ripen in the oven please educate me, yass-sensei ;w;

@lamby I'm not saying that it isn't a joke but I'm saying that the way you spelled it which made may part of the joke is also the way that black culture has also been known to spell the name crystal aka Krystal (pronounced Crystaal).

Ripen? No. Broke down sugars and artificially sped up the release of said sugars? Yup. I've never put bananas in the oven, I just wait until they're soft and the peel starts to get black (Not rotten, overly ripe. They get very sweet.). I'm sure yours was good and I may have to try heating the bananas up in the oven, next time. As for the baking soda, it's the usual leavening agent in banana bread.

kid the champagne is called cristal i googled it to find out the name myself https://reservebar.global.ssl.fastly.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1000x1278/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/r/cris2007.jpg dont just jump to RACIST before doing any real research or asking before

i see i see the bread was very sweet so i think it worked, but deff tell me how it works for you next time! how do you mash your bananas also? i used a fork and later when i mixed it an electric mixer but i dont think it did quite the job