Confessions

I confess when I was 12 years or a little younger I climbed my parents dresser to try in change the game on the super Nintendo, it didn't work, and as I was about 1 second from putting my foot to the ground after climbing back down the entire dresser fell on me pinning my upper body and the TV fell and landed about five inches from my head. Oddly enough I didn't feel any pain and I just sat there waiting for my dad to finish mowing the lawn

@kouhai It was. I was surprisingly calm and by All rights I should have been in a lot of pain because from my upper chest downwards I was completely pinned down by a dresser that was full of clothes and I was only twelve years old at the oldest. On top of that yes it definitely should have been scary and my dad probably lost a few years off of his life when he walked in and saw me like that especially when he noticed that the TV fell only a few inches from my head. If it had fallen any closer it would have killed me on the spot.