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Gabriel's Shopping Experience Me (Thinking while standing in front of shelves full of cereal) : "What do I want for breakfast?" Man (Walking into aisle and B-lines straight at me) : "This ain't algebra! Take the name brand Cheerios and move on!" (Man takes the box off the shelf and places into my hands before bolting out of the aisle without grabbing anything for himself) Me (Alone in aisle with Cheerios): "What was that about? Oh well, now that I think about it I'm tired of cereal. I'll just pick up a box of frozen sausages for the week in the frozen section. (I place the box back before leaving aisle without grabbing any other items)