Last one to post here wins

Though we aren't sure when my father was actually born. His mother didn't tell the State of New Hampshire of his birth for many weeks. So it could have been in August for all we know. https://i.redd.it/er7d6dqycbi41.jpg Then again my dad hates birthdays almost as much as he dislikes any family celebration, so he could be bullshiting to get out of it.

You don't need a book for that. https://i1.wp.com/i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/55/d4/4b55d4d0715ffb4039bbee33359319ab.gif

Nice giant space hamster. I used to have a miniature one. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ea/58/74/ea587498f49aaf8531800b64404515d3.jpg

Cool story bro! https://i.redd.it/1h2iionm1l741.png

https://c.tenor.com/bUe5f8xAVckAAAAC/pingu-noot-noot.gif Noot noot