Last one to post here wins

Well, Genji is almost a toaster, too. :P So it fits. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BelatedRichEgg-size_restricted.gif

I'll keep it short. Basically a female classmate promised me nudes if I would sneak into a nearby abandoned elementary school and bring her pictures as proof. Being the typical horny teenager I said, "yeah sure." Borrowing my mother's camera without her knowing, I met up with an older classman after school who could drive me there. I slipped him some money for cigarettes as payment. So we get there and he drops me off to run up to the nearest gas station for smokes. The sun was setting and I didn't have a flashlight. It's worth mentioning that my phone was a flip phone not a smartphone, so I didn't have that to light my way either. As I find a opening in one of the broken windows whose boards were removed, I took a quick look around the classrooms I was in to get a feel for the atmosphere. The room was trashed as expected by previous intruders. A ton of graffiti was painted over the walls. Ceiling tiles were removed so I could see broken pipes overhead. Stumbling my way through the halls, I snapped as many pictures as I could get until I found my way into the old auditorium. In the center of the auditorium stage was a satanic circle drawn in red. I said paydirt to myself while snapping the pictures knowing the girl I was doing this for would get a kick out of it. After that, I ran quickly back where I came because I could barely see in the dead of . I also really had to pee and wouldn't you know the only bathroom in the place was locked with loads of junk stacked in front of it blocking entering. Desperately I decided no one would mind if I pissed in the corner of the classroom I entered. Finishing that I jumped out the window only to find a cop car sitting by the road. Exclaiming, "SHIT!" I booked it for the woods. Whipping out my crappy flip phone I attempted to call with the worst phone signal one could have out in the sticks. After I could get a signal, I explained to my ride the situation and he agreed to meet me halfway up the road. END of Part 1. PART 2 COMING SOON!

Seems like "nudes" is like a magical spell that can make guys doing strange things! This must be dark magic. We need an exorcist here! :D