True Story
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True Story
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‘Be-Nice-To-Guppies Day’
As I ignore the science class and admire the little fish, a middle-aged woman/classmate approaches me and asks “Um excuse me, where are the little nets to catch the fish?”
I point at the little nets to catch the fish.
“Oh, ok. And where are the glass dishes to put the fish in?”
I point at the glass dishes to put the fish in.
“Oh.”
She scoops up a little fish from the tank and dumps it onto the glass dish. As she walks away to her microscope I interrupt and ask “Aren’t you gonna give it some water so it doesn’t die?”
She spins around, puts on a satirical smile and asks back, “What is this, ‘Be-Nice-To-Guppies Day’?”
“Yes.”
At first, a pause of shock, then she laughs so violently that her head tilts back like a PEZ dispenser. I can see the ceiling of her mouth.
She strolls away, still laughing.
I turn around and resume admiring the fish.
Lamby @momoichi
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Lamby @momoichi
=.= poor fishy, this is y I hate ppl :D THERE ALL FISH KILLERS!
really what psycho gets off by watching a fish choke.
augos @augos
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I wanted to say "Everyday is be-nice-to-guppies day" but it didn't come out that way.
Lamby @momoichi
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Lamby @momoichi
the storys more interesting :P
u sood change the title to "y is humanity such a dick"
augos @augos
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Next time i'll rescue an animal in this sort of situation. I was naive not to...
Lamby @momoichi
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Lamby @momoichi
did the fish die i.i?
augos @augos
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