Exciting Life of Japan

Well... I go back every couple of years to my hometown. One time I found a UFO catcher with live turtles and managed to get two. I rode the bus back home but the bus suddenly stopped, and some of the "turtle water" spilled on high school girl's uniform. I offered to pay for dry cleaning but she seemed terrified and got off at the next exit. An elder woman whispered that there's no way she could take money from the Yakuza. My hometown still has an old Yakuza faction, though its honestly nothing like what you see in the movies or anything. I realized that I was wearing a jinbei with a massive dragon logo with really dark sunglasses... which made me look like a Yakuza lackey... lol Moral of the story is not to wear dark sunglasses, or spill "turtle water" on girls on the bus.