So tell me, what is....

...the strangest dream/nightmare you have ever had?
I'm just curious because all of mine are strange/insane. =^ᵒᴥᵒ^=

Dreams I remember are often fragmented but the award goes to:

Riding my mountain bike through some ramps and trails on an abandoned property I frequented as a kid.

All of a sudden attacked by ninjas riding dirt bikes.

Somehow we end up in a race to the death.

All of a sudden the dream flashes to the inside of a Big 5 (sports store) where the ninjas and I are shooting some hoops.

Back to the race of death on the dirt track.
Back to inside the store shooting hoops with ninjas.........You win this round dream.