What's the reason you're single?

Moose Of Mibu @moose_of_mibu commented on What's the reason you're single?

Jul 15, 14 at 4:20am

1. Location: I can't seem to find any lesbians or dedicated bisexuals here in this small-town Oklahoma hell hole. 2. Awkwardness: When I finally get to talk to a girl I like, I'ts hard to find words to say or even think, especially when they're in person because I zone out from gazing at their particular beauty, and usually avert my eyes to a more comforting place: Her breasts. Then I get slapped. Then I'm alone...again! Sometimes I wonder if that fortuneteller was right. Maybe I WILL die alone. (I hope not) O.o

Firelord_Wheeler @tader_salad commented on What's the reason you're single?

Firelord_Wheeler @tader_salad

Jul 15, 14 at 4:30am

@Xueli hahaha, for a moment all I could think of is "Why you no get married, bring us grandchild." (in the voice of Hank Hill's neighbor Khan)

xueli @xueli commented on What's the reason you're single?

xueli @xueli

Jul 15, 14 at 10:06pm

@Hiphopopotomus Hahaha luckily I have an older sister who is fulfilling that currently. And I can still use school as an excuse. But maaaan, as soon as I graduate, I think they're gonna try to ship me off to San Jose where there's apparently a disproportionate amount of single asian engineers....

xueli @xueli commented on What's the reason you're single?

xueli @xueli

Jul 15, 14 at 10:08pm

@orange_jess, yeah there's just a lot I wanna do first! hahaha But I dunno, we'll see :p

mobored101 @mobored101 commented on What's the reason you're single?

mobored101 @mobored101

Jul 16, 14 at 4:37am

i find it hard to talk to most people

Eh Ban me @tsunpaper commented on What's the reason you're single?

Eh Ban me @tsunpaper

Jul 16, 14 at 2:12pm

Hmmm I think it is due to being slightly over-weight. Everyone tells me I'm a nice guy and enjoys my company, they even tell me I look good despite being over-weight. But they're probably saying that to be nice. Sadly I also have a reputation of being a ladies man. I really don't know how that came to be since it's not like I'm flirting with every girl I see. I'm just friends with them lol

lucinda @lucinda commented on What's the reason you're single?

lucinda @lucinda

Jul 16, 14 at 2:20pm

I think I'm single mostly because I'm an awkward fucktard,

Lord TK @commandertk commented on What's the reason you're single?

Lord TK @commandertk

Jul 17, 14 at 8:34pm

I'm single because I keep not being in relationships.

melancholic_sky @melancholic_sky commented on What's the reason you're single?

melancholic_sky @melancholic_sky

Jul 17, 14 at 10:00pm

Not sure why...guess i came here to find out. Usually just keep to myself. When I see an attractive woman to my taste I just enjoy making eye contact..a slight smile we give each other ...and that's it. The idea of a small connection like that is sweet and simple to me...going past that..I never thought of..

fudeka39 @fudeka39 commented on What's the reason you're single?

fudeka39 @fudeka39

Jul 19, 14 at 12:31am

I'm single probably because no one in my area (at least no girls anyway)has a love for anime like me and I have very dirty mind and not afraid show that I'm dirty minded as all hell. I'm like one of those pervy old guys only in younger form I'm a nice person and I treat all women with respect I just let them know that entire time I'm with them I'm probably thinking of way to get you bed with me and what I'd do to you. my actions and my mental thoughts completely contradict themselves also lucinda I'm ok with awkwards girl in my opinion that makes you more interesting woman at times

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