*boot up sequence initiated.*

*xp login chime plays.* ah, what the... what year is this? *looks around in and begins caching my surroundings in my non existent flash storage device.* oh, howdy! I guess an introduction is overdue, huh? *coughs* Right then... Name's Luna, it's a pleasure to meet you. Anyone care to drop me a CMOS battery? This is definitely not the future I expected. So much for Frutiger Aero huh? *looks at the flat windows start menu icon.* "oh no.."