20 Questions

1. Have you ever heard of Lunar New Year? Indeedaroni. 2. Have you ever seen a Lunar New Year festival? Videos and pictures, never in person 3. Have you ever had 広東風月餅(moon cakes)? Again, indeedaroni. Nah just kidding but I've heard about them. 4. What sort of filling would think you'd like in a 広東風月餅? I would think it's harvested moonlight farmed and cultivate in a magic bakery intertwined into a massive cave system. In actuality it's like red bean or something. 5. Have you ever had mochi? I have.

1. Have you ever heard of Lunar New Year? - Yes 2. Have you ever seen a Lunar New Year festival? - No 3. Have you ever had 広東風月餅(moon cakes)? - No 4. What sort of filling would think you'd like in a 広東風月餅? - Maybe some fresh fruit like mango or peach 5. Have you ever had mochi? - Yes

1. Have you ever heard of Lunar New Year? Being from a very small region of Japan that still celebrates Lunar New Year, yes. Since I was a baby. 2. Have you ever seen a Lunar New Year festival? I have. And even though I hate crowds and I hate fireworks, I love them. 3. Have you ever had 広東風月餅(moon cakes)? I've made them a few times. 4. What sort of filling would think you'd like in a 広東風月餅? I really like custard, azuki paste, or lotus paste. 5. Have you ever had mochi? Yes. But I HATE making it!

Allow us to return to the thing at hand. 1. Have I heard of Lunar New Year. Well yeah, I've heard of it. I'd imagine most people have. 2. Have I seen a Lunar new year festival? No, I don't respect the culture enough for that. Sorry, not sorry. 3. Have I heard of moon cakes? Yeah, but never had one. Won't lie, I'd be kinda afraid to try one. It's probably rigged with "festival spirit" or "blessed by the ancestors" some kinda cheeky shit. Yuck! 4. What filling would I want for said butt cakes? None! Not to say that I don't like ass, mind you. 5. Have I had Mochi? Yeah. It's good and all, but I think it's way overhyped. Now, if you give me a blueberry pie or strawberry cake, and I'll tear through that shit like a colorblind bull.

More questions: 1. Sub or dub?(I started a war, now kill each other XD) 2. Is a hot dog a sandwich? 3. What do you put on faerie bread? 4. Vegamite or poutine? 5. Dolphins or sharks?

1. It really depends on the situation. Ghost Stories and Yu Yu Hakusho dub all the way. However given the issue of localization companies in modern era, I give new stuff sub over dub. 2. No, it is a type of buterbrod. A sandwich requires two slices of bread. A hotdog bun is a singular piece of bread. Unless you get the cheap ones that shred down the middle every time. 3. I have no clue what that is. If it is bread baked by faeries, I am not going to eat it lest I end up with some sort of curse or disease. 4. Poutine, the makers of the dish are less than 100 miles away from me and I do not wish to incur their wrath by choosing vegimite. 5. Sharks. I know their behavior. Dolphins are a mystery and are not to be trusted.