Message for your future self

Future self: Have you managed to stop losing money buying things that dramatically decrease in value over time? Perhaps 20 years from now you'll be able to break even on those two pokemon charizard ultra premium boxes and those 5 pyra/mythra amiibos you bought exactly 1 day before the great Nintendo amiibo crash of 2023. Oh wait, how do I know this happened? That's easy. Every investment you touch decays. Keep doing it though, because the true goal is to cause chaos with your curse.

Dear future self, Strive to get rich asf to re-establish contact with and meet every friend you made on here who helped you get through your dark days.