Floran's Manly Dropoff

Ok here me out. That's funny because I am actually meeting with someone today at Olive Garden around high noon! Bwahaha! Funny how life works sometimes. Now remind me. Should I take the napkin to my left or right?

It shouldn't matter, so long as you take the first napkin, others must follow! Just like how someone once had to determine the value of money and whatnot. Also, enjoy your meal, Mr. President

I just got back from Olive Garden and was surprised I didn't have to wait in a line. There were a bunch of people in the lobby, but my friend and I were allowed to sit down and order immediately. It was as if fate let us just walk in and own the place. By the way I found myself Spiraling in the endless loop of bread sticks and soup. And just for the record I picked up the napkin to my left. https://i.redd.it/r08cl11c3pb31.jpg