The next user posting here...

My memory sucks...so I haven't lol Next user has been embarrassed in public before

Same, ah its been countless times so im used to it lol. Next user has to walk 3 miles everyday for a week. (Quit ur bitchin)

I'd love to walk! But doing so would get me killed...literally! The gunshots are getting closer everyday, although...I could just risk it all to get out the house lol Next user has to buy an ugly Christmas sweater and take a photo in it XD

Easy. The next user has been bitten by a dog before

No, I have been scratched cause the dang mutt was excited XD Next user has actually seen John Cena before

I have not seen John Cena, and not for a lack of effort. I tried. Next user has sneezed while eating spaghetti and ended up shooting a noodle across the room.

No. I have done that with water but not spagett Next user is John Cena

https://media.tenor.com/-4Iy6FWh1gEAAAAC/ru-sure-about-that.gif The next user ripped open the time space continium and made sweet love to a raptor.

I may or may not have accidentally ripped open the time space continuum, but I did not see a raptor...only a singing goat Next user is Abraham Lincoln and actually planned his assassination to escape from being president

There's a joke I wanna make but... I dunno I guess I just don't wanna anymore. Next user was one of JFK's bodyguards on the very day he was yoinked