Best MaiOtaku Waifu competition!

if I win this thread: https://media0.giphy.com/media/pdUKy63jaa8uNq2gMs/giphy.gif?cid=790b761161e1f95cbefe366c43b5ee70e6939a953eddc865&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

MaiOtaku BEST WAIFU contest results!!! Thank you all for participating! Thanks to a great deal of, um, unexpected things in this contest I had to consult the MaiOtaku lawyers, the U.S. Attorney General and the SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States) to get some rulings about the contest: 1--According to the rules of the contest, only girls could be chosen as waifus. But..... 2--MaiOtaku is under the anime jurisdiction of California which means ANYONE can be a waifu albeit there are different classes of waifus. Furthermore, there must be 3 places within each category for the contest to be legal. 3--That said, waifus do NOT get to vote in the contest. 4--To be an official entrant you must have either entered yourself into the contest or be voted for by someone eligible to vote. Here are your winners with some explanations on just WTF happened here: BEST FEMALE WAIFU: 1st--ToriTori with 1 vote. FYI she originally had 2 votes, but later on Ghost's vote was seduced away by Dokta. 2nd TIE--Miyuki Chan and Audio-Senpai with 0 votes each 3rd--@solid_snake95's Mom with 1 vote--Ok, she got 1 vote, so why didn't she tie for 1st? Because her MaiOtaku membership could not be verified, therefore she was disqualified. However, the SCOTUS ruled that due to a shortage of female entrants, she should be re-entered into the contest with -1 votes BEST MALE WAIFU aka Chick with a Dick Waifu FYI all of them except Panda-Kun voted for themselves, but their votes could not be counted due to legal ruling #3 above. 1st--Panda-kun @hell_hound7 with 1 vote 2nd MEGA TIE--@echo_coil, @wizdomofskadi, @gurren921, @turtwigz with 0 votes each 3rd--With so many 2nd place winners the SCOTUS ruled we didn't need a 3rd place for this category And because I know Lunar Lone Wolf and Nightmaresweets will kick my ass if I don't include this..... BEST FEMBOY WAIFU: 1st--@redhawk with 2 votes 2nd--Detroit's Dokta @sobo275 with 1 vote 3rd TIE--@laffantion AND @criselington with 0 votes each

@solid_snake95 Lunar Lone Wolf and Leilum both said they really liked @redhawk and the MaiOtaku lawyers stated that this liking, which is further bolstered by their preference for Femboy Waifus, means that their statements count as votes under CA anime law. Thus Redhawk got 2 votes. Don't blame me, blame the lawyers!

*hugs femboy redhawk* way to go queeny drag. Kiss kiss darling. Now for the next step of this celebration of Reve...ahem...happy congrats to these voters.