After way too little sleep and far too much Mountain Dew I finished my latest literary dumpster fire, tossed it on my profile page and hope that by a miracle of God, Deus Ex Machina, or some other diety it will fan the flames of love for me. Or at least make me some new friends. So if you're a woman who possesses the rare combination of insanity, desperation, and morbid curiosity that would compel you to come talk to me then I look forward to hearing from you! And sure, I'd like to meet someone for that 1 in a million shot at a chance a relationship but if we just end up being friends no worries, I'm not the guy that's like OMFG you gave me the time of day so now ya gotta marry me! I'll understand and wish you the best of luck and would even help you find a guy that makes you happy cos there's no point in trying to force someone to love you if they're not interested in you in that way and besides, if I can't be happy, at least I can help someone else find the happiness that I can't and there is good in that. And if you only want to be friends in the first place, that's fine too. Ok, I've chattered on more than a Hitchhiker's guide Babblefish. Now it's your turn to say something! :)