Bad advice

Wear sunglasses to cover your identity, Go up to random girls and say... https://img.memecdn.com/i-want-you_o_495232.jpg See what happens :3 (Lol in your dreams)

It is of the upmost importance that you go into the public bathroom of the opposite sex and pee into one of the sinks. Doing this exerts your dominance and is therefore attractive to the opposite sex.

It is really smart and cost effective to try beverages in store before buying them. That way if you don’t like it just put it back in the shelf and save your money. The store staff will really appreciate your shopping habits.

public bathrooms are always awkward, so dont be afraid to spark up a conversation with the other person inside. it will make the other person feel much more comfortable.

If you pee over your love rival and you hit his left eye while aiming with only one hand, he will be forced to become a part of your pack, so instead of a love rival he will become a member of your family. If you somehow miss the left eye and hit him somewhere else though, he will take it as an offense, in such case, its best to make gorilla noises while beating your chest, so that he understands youre overflowing with testosterone