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criselington

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Bad advice

Pete Zahut @criselington

Apr 21, 23 at 10:28am

If you are ever lost in the woods and are being chased down by a bear, cougar, or wolf lay down on the ground for 5 seconds, they will not be able to eat you because of the 5 second rule.

criselington

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Bad advice

Pete Zahut @criselington

Apr 25, 23 at 1:16am

This is in honor of @forgetmenot Always trust the bisexual vampire with an odd obsession with his brother, especially when it comes to promises of power and safety.

criselington

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Bad advice

Pete Zahut @criselington

Apr 26, 23 at 1:19pm

You should always accept the invitation when a lady invites you into the woods during a full moon to hang out with her and her friends.

gabriel_true

Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Bad advice

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Jun 04, 23 at 10:32pm

Call 911 for faster take-out delivery options!

deathgodzero

deathgodzero @deathgodzero commented on Bad advice

deathgodzero @deathgodzero

Jun 05, 23 at 5:09pm

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rafaelsanzio

Mr. Rogers @rafaelsanzio commented on Bad advice

Mr. Rogers @rafaelsanzio

Jun 05, 23 at 6:35pm

thats so fucked up

gabriel_true

Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Bad advice

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Jun 06, 23 at 5:10am

Geese love it when you approach them menacingly.

forgetmenot

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot commented on Bad advice

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot

Jun 06, 23 at 5:24am

So do Ostriches

gabriel_true

Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Bad advice

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Jun 06, 23 at 5:00pm

@forgetmenot That's a bit of a stretch even for you. Get you're head out of the sand.

forgetmenot

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot commented on Bad advice

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot

Jun 06, 23 at 6:31pm

I mean I would, but sandcastles are cool. Weak answer I know LOL

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