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Pete Zahut @criselington
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When stranded on an island, your best chance of survival and escaping is to cut your hand and bleed in the ocean. It will let the sharks know you need assistance.
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When you see someone shorter than you always offer to pour some water, miracle gro, and leave them in the sunlight so that they may grow taller. It's shows an attempt at friendship and genuine care.
DEACTIVATED @swadian
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Whenever you want to get ahead of your rival in love, simply seduce his dad to show him who's the real alpha male
Wik @wik
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Wik @wik
It's only stealing if you get caught. Get that five finger discount if you're certain no one is paying attention.
Rain @rainx
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Pete Zahut @criselington
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Always steal a pregnant ladies food. She doesn't really want it and will always thank you.
Rain @rainx
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Rain @rainx
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Pete Zahut @criselington
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When asked if a piece of clothing makes them look fat always reply with a confused look and say "I'm sorry Mr/Mrs Cow I don't speak your language"
Rain @rainx
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