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laffantion
Food and alcohol are usually what people like on a evening on the weekend.
kameiya
People offering me alcohol makes me extremely suspicious. That's one way a sleepy guy tries to make the girl yield. Get her drunk.
laffantion
i was offered a lot of beers in Dublin. Was never suspicious once. I think i paid for one beer that night and left the pub drunk. Nice hospitality some guys n gals have.
kameiya
It's different sometimes for women, especially if a stranger is offering drink upon drink. I tend to keep myself as safe as possible.
laffantion
If a girl wants to fill me up well i an't complaining but well i am a guy.
kameiya
That's the kind of womanly wilds that gets ya, huh Laff? XD
laffantion
fill me up with alcohol i mean
kameiya
Lol. Let the unknown wilds begin. :P I'm not much of a drinker. I'm bad at holding liquor.
laffantion
you don't need to hold it long. Just drink it and put it on the the table again lmao
kameiya
Ahem. Spills drink on Laff. Guess I don't have to hold anymore. But seriously, I'm a total light weight.
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