Best pickup lines
Jacob @jacobl89
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Best pickup lines
Jacob @jacobl89
Post your serious, funny, crude, dumb, and silly pick-up lines here.
Edit: you fucking degenerates
Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
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Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
You looking for a stud? Well you found him. I have the STD, all I need is U.
Jacob @jacobl89
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Jacob @jacobl89
Is your daddy a terrorist?
Because you are the bomb!
Jacob @jacobl89
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Jacob @jacobl89
Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
Jacob @jacobl89
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Jacob @jacobl89
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare
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What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare
Baby, you must be made out of uranium and I must be made out of iodine, because U & I have chemistry.
lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi
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lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi
Hey baby are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like a product of incest
Jacob @jacobl89
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Jacob @jacobl89
If you were a booger, I’d pick you
What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare
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What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare
I’m like Dio, I’ll be your daddy, but not biologically
Jacob @jacobl89
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Jacob @jacobl89
On a scale of 1-America, how free are you tonight?
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