Best pickup lines

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:05am

gurl that dress looks good on you. then again, so would i

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:06am

The couch is the only thing that pulls out in my house

What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:06am

Want to reenact that scene from the titanic? You be the iceberg, I’ll be the boat, and I’ll go down on you

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:13am

ayo gurl, they call me snowstorm, cos i can give you a few inches and really inconvenience your evening

What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:14am

Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I'm having a heart attack.

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:14am

plz respond

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:15am

ayo babe, you from iraq? cuz i think you should baghdad ass up, gurrrl

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:16am

AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:17am

All you need to make a smile is a colon and a D :D

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 05, 21 at 1:17am

are you an antiquer? because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years

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