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Chairman Of Coom's Office

solid_snake95
*You are granted access to enter my office doors by my secretary and are greeted by the sight of my glorious office* https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UglyFancyAurochs-size_restricted.gif Care for some tea? https://media.tenor.com/images/2501579c9656b8eebb6b339d37766179/tenor.gif *I offer you a teacup full of my special camomile tea* Let's talk business...shall we? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdmiredGrandBengaltiger-max-1mb.gif
solid_snake95
@amir_bahram Please step in
amir_bahram
It is I, the new President of MaiOtaku.
solid_snake95
Now now Amir. Do not go around shouting you are now the president after your little incident is being considered treason by the council and the country. You were Ghost's right hand man after all. You have a couple of choices to choose from but we are no longer a president centric republic.
amir_bahram
Who died to make you the chairman?
amir_bahram
You're fired.
solid_snake95
Choice One: You do not accept the next offer and you get to be in federal prison for the next 20 years.....or Choice Two: Receive the title of Arch Bishop Amir of the 42nd Battalion of Italian Order that comes with 401K, all you can eat credit card to your local Beherit Mart, your own private Jet, talk show debuts, cozy house on the lakeside protected by personal students of Sparkie's, $125,000 yearly salary, annnnd a PS5.
solid_snake95
Ghost died
solid_snake95
So there's that. And the rest of the council is equal in status to me. I just do the business deals.
solid_snake95
OOH AND DID I MENTION YOU GET SPIDERMAN MILES MORALES WITH THAT PS5?
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