Weird dreams

i dream of total darkness. most of the time of just empty nothingness. if i do dream its a sexy dream or a nightmare lol or a sad dream.

I once dream of falling off space. And hit by some flying sharp metal stuff , it ripped my peni* and balls off and I woke up after that

Sometimes I'll have a dream about a girl I know, but instead of it consisting of her calling me "Master" and letting me do lewd things to her, it ends up just being stuff like going out for dinner and I'm just looking at her face. Weird af. I need to start getting drunk before I go to bed...

I had a dream years ago that I still remember fondly. Gotta set up the preface. The hamburgler, he was some sort of Mafia boss. Grimace, was his hitman. Any ways... I was hungry, so I thought I'd just take one burger from the hamburgler. I mean, he has tons, what's one? Well, he found out and sent Grimace after me. Next thing I know, I'm just repeating, while on my knees, *The hamburgler's gun pressed on my head* "It was just one hamburger!!!" and I'll never forget that rabble rabble response he gave me while grimace just watched menacingly from the side... I woke up hungry.lol Better than when I dreamt I was eating popcorn only to wake up with my pillow in my mouth,I suppose.

Oh yeah? Well I had a dream I got shot point blank in the chest by Snoop D-O Double G! He said "I'm here to end your life! Any last requests?" I responded, "Fantastic, I've wanted your autograph by the way. Could you make it out to Gabriel?" "Ain't nothing but G thing. Convenient that this bullet I'm supposed to deliver already has your name on it. Can't see it? Take a closer look!" And then he shot me through the chest. Apparently we had beef, but all I could think about was what I was going to tell all the other dead souls in the afterlife. I mean who'd think I got taken out by such a legend? Probably have a better chance just saying I got blasted by Alec Baldwin. They'd believe me then.

https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ralph-wiggum-quotes.jpg I feel like that in most of mine.

So I had a dream Arc's brother-from-another-mother wanted me to play a game. He always wants us to play new games. He gets them, plays them for 2 weeks and then has moved on to something else. This game was very open world. I got into it, not knowing anything about it. I ran past a group of people fighting a giant, and further, there were more small scuffles everywhere. I went into a big open room that hadn't been used in a while and part of the walls and ceiling were falling. Arc's bro in a room in a chair waiting. I went up to talk to him to ask how to play the game and he had been playing it already for a while before I joined, so like LVL 60 or something. He told me to look down at the floor, that a woman was about to come into the room. Whenever her attention was on him, that I was to leave the room and not look back behind me. I did what he asked and just kinda saw what was happening out of my peripheral when I turned after backing out of the room. I went off and helped someone in a skirmish and he let me know that I am to avoid the woman at all costs. That she would appear in cracked doors or could appear in windows or mirrors. She would catch you being indecisive. You either bust through a door with intent or you walk past it ignoring it. If you glimpse her she might reach out and grab you. Anyhoo, went on to play the game.

Last night we played Phasmophobia and one of the new add-ons in the update a door that is now cracked in the homebase's garage. You walk up to it and a scary yurei bish pops up in the door. Seriously had a Muholland Drive moment last night because of the dream I had the night before. Muholland Drive scene: https://youtu.be/UozhOo0Dt4o

Still remember this to this day. Remembered when I was a kid I had a dream about plush dolls...They all came to life and tried to kill me with a goat. Was scared of gotas for a while since that dream lol.. Keep in mind I was age 8 when I had that dream.-v-

Ever seen that movie small soldiers? I had a dream barbies came to life trying to kill me and they were driving a car and screw up on a turn and crash in a lake with me in the trunk the water went above my eyes and i woke up. Didnt really play with babies after that just stared at them thinking they might move lol