how do i get gf?

Amir @amir_bahram commented on how do i get gf?

Sep 08, 20 at 4:25am

Okay here's how you do it. Kill every single guy she comes in contact with, except for the guys in her family. If she still doesn't love you, then use chloroform. Kidnap her. Keep her with you for a few months. Eventually she'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and will love you like a dog.

Lishifu @hakutaku commented on how do i get gf?

Lishifu @hakutaku

Sep 08, 20 at 4:44am

Shout out "Allahu Arbar",God will send you 72 virgin waifus. They won't say no to you, not to mention reject u.

theforsakenone @theforsakenone commented on how do i get gf?

theforsakenone @theforsakenone

Sep 08, 20 at 6:22am

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Arc @arc commented on how do i get gf?

Arc @arc

Sep 09, 20 at 5:44pm

@amir_bahram Wow, that is some next level savagery

Amir @amir_bahram commented on how do i get gf?

Amir @amir_bahram

Sep 09, 20 at 5:46pm

Why thank you good sir.

Arc @arc commented on how do i get gf?

Arc @arc

Sep 09, 20 at 5:49pm

Here is how you get a girlfriend. Maybe light some candles. Put on some smooth jazz or lo-fi music to set the sexy tone. Maybe put on just a hint of expensive cologne. Dress nicely. Tell her how beautiful she is. When the mood is just right and she looks at you with sparkles in her eyes, do exactly this:

Resting (¬_¬) face @jc21095 commented on how do i get gf?

Resting (¬_¬) face @jc21095

Sep 09, 20 at 5:51pm

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Sep 09, 20 at 5:55pm

@jc21095 in starting to think you need mental help hun

Resting (¬_¬) face @jc21095 commented on how do i get gf?

Resting (¬_¬) face @jc21095

Sep 09, 20 at 6:07pm

Lol, I love you too lilo

Amrod @amrod commented on how do i get gf?

Amrod @amrod

Sep 09, 20 at 6:21pm

How to get GF: #1 Talk to wahmen #2 Get Rejected #3 Talk to wahmen #4 Get Rejected #5 Talk to wahmen #6 Get Rejected #7 Talk to wahmen #8 Get Rejected #9 Talk to wahmen #10 Get Rejected #11 Talk to wahmen #12 Get Rejected #13 Talk to wahmen #14 Get Rejected #15 Talk to wahmen #16 Get Rejected #17 Talk to wahmen #18 SHE WANTS TO DATE #19 Profit

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