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alephy
Jan 31, 21 at 3:37pm
Collect all seven dragons balls and ask shenron for one of these https://mangahub.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/raikou-1.jpg
solid_snake95
One day later and I see cadet still getting more condoms out of the machine.
verucassault
Jan 31, 21 at 8:37pm
https://media1.tenor.com/images/70bc14b35680bd5ca711d47cbb0344e0/tenor.gif
dex_01
Feb 05, 21 at 11:53pm
I love verucs, the monster condom for a magnum dong is funny as hell
meisterman1985
My mother and big sister: "I'm never getting married again!" Me: "I'm not marrying anyone in America!" One of my smartest uncles: "I'm not getting married!" Albert Einstein: "Marriage is but slavery made to be civilized." Nikola Tesla: "I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men."
rafaelsanzio
But didn't Einstein had a very active sexual life with his WIFE and tesla had a weird thing for pidgeons?
dex_01
Feb 06, 21 at 2:23am
Einstein was doing Einstein things that’s all
rafaelsanzio
What im saying is that the human cant remove the desaire from itself
dex_01
Feb 06, 21 at 2:49am
True that
bob_loblaw
Feb 06, 21 at 10:30pm
I find the best thing to do if you're a socially awkward dude that's had no success or virtually no success with women their entire life is to compare themselves with literally the greatest minds in the history of mankind.... as if discovering how to split atoms and blueprinting wireless energy is the same as looking up pics of waifus.
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