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hiretsunaotaku
Ooof I think I should get around to creating a proper profile detailing my tastes
swadian
Men are primate beasts that mate based on their instincts and desires, to attract a female you must showcase your testosterone and capabilities to assert yourself as the imposing male among others. Whenever you find a fertile female who's on heat, grin your teeth at her while huffing and puffing out your chest, females will either be bashful and answer by jiggling their butts in your direction (this is done, so that pheromones reach you in a non conspicuous manner) or will politely decline by making gorilla noises that are more imposing. Once a female asserts that she's interested in your breeding capabilities, you must puff out your chest once more and start beating it while making gorilla noises, this will surprise her, while her lubrication begins, it's imperative that you pee over her to mark her as your female for this mating season, this way, other males will stay away out of fear of facing another alpha male, painting your back on silver spray will prevent direct confrontations, if another male challenges your right to mate, make sure to throw feces at him while jumping around like a gorilla best advice I can give on this
jc21095
Or both at the same time for all I care
liloreo
@gaybunbun i wanna eat your ice cream before anyone else does
amir_bahram
You're late darling. I already have.
hiretsunaotaku
A moment
liloreo
Yep let Me Have. My Moment Amir
jc21095
@swadian Lol, monkeys have it easy, I wish I could get a girl while wheezing, but I just look creepy
liloreo
Actaully guy spiders have ut worse than humans cause they have to do an mating dance and if it isnt to the females liking the female kills em
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