True G's totally legit tarot readings

Aight! So I gots my own deck of Persona 3 tarot cards! I also has untapped infinite wisdom of google search to back up all my inane ramblings! Don't believe me? Ask biddytarot.com. Why biddy you ask of me? Cause it rhymes with anime tiddies and that is good enough! https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/956/552/861.jpg Now let us BEGIN!!!

Ok. Let me do the 3 card spreads... I need you to really concentrates for me. Possibly murmer out some words or phrases to help the psychic energies flow through!

Good good! Starting to get the picture. I may need an easy $20 though. Ya know the spirits need bus fare to make it over to our plain of existence known as the PJs.

Ok ok! Geeze woman you can't help a brother out? So here is what the 'spirits' are telling me...

Your past is represented by the upside down Priestess as seen on the left. According to Biddy that means your life was dependent on the cock!

Then in the present which is the bottom card below represented by the fool you started taking more risks and the cock went into overdrive!