Dream home

My dream home has 4 top-mounted laser turrets that detect and zap cockroaches and other vermin. The roof, wide and vast, is made up of a complex system of solar panels and sun lights. When you first enter the double door entrance two robotic, sexy maids approach you and say "welcome home, master" if they detect that it is me. If it is an intruder they kick your ass and sit on your face until the police arrive. The maids have a code word you can say and they will twerk for you. Everything in the house can be controlled by a central terminal near the spiral staircase. The walls are adorned with various tasteful nude women in various compromising poses in bondage. Panels can come out and hide these statues if your grandmother is visiting. Each wall is decorated with art highlighting the female ass. Again, these images can flip into the wall and hide with a simple command at the main terminal. In the main living room where you watch TV in the central part of the house you can order a "halftime show" where robotic maids rush out and perform a dance of any kind at your pleasure. Another button press and the automated cocktail mixer blends a mixed drink of your choice, and a robotic maid brings it out to you. If you take the elevator to reach the 3rd floor of my house, you can make your way to the balcony that overlooks the ocean at the back of the house. My bathroom is a legitimate room, complete with a Jacuzzi and shower. The ceiling of the bathroom is one big sunlight. My personal bedroom would feature a bed big enough to fit a harem of 15 women if need be. That would be just a taste of my dream home.

you'd be pretty damn well off if you had a salary like that here, most you're getting is like 500 dollars for a relatively good job without going to college for half your life

My idea for a dream house is something off grid, rustic and peaceful, at the side of a cliff with a great view, somewhat big yard and surrounded by trees. Or a Tony Montana style mansion, that works too.

After watching The World's Most Extraordinary Homes on Netflix, I was filled with the urge to play Minecraft and try to build some of my favorites homes on that show. The Pohutukawa house was one of my favorites! Sliding glass walls so your inside can be outside too... I'd just be worried about the spiders and bugs >_> https://loveincorporated.blob.core.windows.net/contentimages/gallery/57d9cc30-fe11-45d6-ad19-624746e2de8c-extraordinary-homes-under-pohutukawa-decking.jpg https://i2.wp.com/archeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/UNDER-POHUTUKAWA-ArchEyes-6.jpg https://www.lunchboxarchitect.com/images/featured/under-pohutukawa-herbst-architects/Under%20Pohutukawa%20%20Herbst%20Architects%209.jpg

It looks fragile, but... It's located in Auckland, which has very strict seismic codes due to earthquake threats, and the architect designed it to comply with the rules and regulations of their seismic codes. Meaning it can withstand an earthquake. All the steel reinforcements are hidden out of view. Here's the architect's website, which shows a bunch of fucking beautiful pictures of the house http://herbstarchitects.co.nz/projects/under-pohutukawa