3 words story

Basically a game where a story needs to be made by inserting 3 words at a time, needing to wait for another user to input their own 3 words. Rules are: You gotta copy paste the content so that it's easy to track what's been said, then, at the end, add your 3 words. Keep it mild folks, or you'll get yourselves on trouble. You cannot answer your previous post, you need to le other users type their words before you type in again. 1st round, word count 3 per post. Story title: The Six Blacksmiths Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed at the officers which then pointed their guns at Obergruppenführer Hans. And yelled sieg hail, while the Obergruppenführer Farted once more. They executed him. Then peed him, than he got raped by dwarves,that got shot for being jewish by the Muslim extremist Amir Bahram, he had no better thing to do, yet, he had no regrets. Amir purchased some, red gucci carpets with Ottoman flags. But the Nazis took them away to promote Nationalism. Amir became Nazi. He didnt like being muslim, so he converted to Nazism and joined the NSDAP. Dio was there too. Amir tried to get a stand but Dio shouted, shouted A WARUDO, immedately Amir trembled and shat himself, his father looks, " I'm disappointed son " #2nd round, word count, 4 words per post. Mufasa couldn't believe it

Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap Brothel

Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap Brothel that hired midgets

Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap Brothel that hired midgets with no neck

Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some