Relatable

My siblings: Why do you eat so fast? Me: so I have more time to play games and watch anime

I knew a man like that once. We were at a Denny's and he ordered the largest plate of food they had. Before the rest of us could even pick up a fork, the guy finished his plate. No like for real! I looked down and then back up and he had nothing left in his plate. I asked how it was even possible to which he replied, "I'm the youngest of 7 brothers." Nuff said.

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