Watermelon Ann x Edgebert the Hedgehog

Everything ever was boring for Watermelon Ann, when all of the sudden, WATERMELLON-CHAN GOT ISEIKAIED TO ANOTHER WORLD, and that worldy was MOBIUS, home of me Sonic OC, EDGEBERT, who was standing in a pool of blood and guts, and all the bodies of the other sanic characters was piled and in one place, but also scattered everywhere. Watermelon Ann was horrified, so she cried tears of salty sparkles. "Stahp crying biznitch" Edgebert said. Waterworks ann looked up at the black headgehog who had an affro dread locks in the shape of Yugi's hair from Yugio, cause he was too cool for school. Her heart went like badump, and she was blooshing harder than Mikan! Mikan was also there, but in the corner, blushing with Cac who was all like 0_0 Egebert glared at waterflower Ann, then sighed, then glared stabby daggers at her. She was too pretty. So he blooshed too. But he was cool, so he showed the deadpan cooolness of emotion like literal psychopath, which she thought was teh sex. All of the sudden, they was at the hospital, and Edgebert was having kids with her. The eggs began to hatch from the nest of love around them, and that's how my sonic OC, Darkie the Echidna was born.

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