Anonymous Confessions ~The Return~

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I was having my breakfast ლ(・﹏・ლ) I'll begin posting them now, although, they are kinda lame

1413. SON OF A BITCH SERB SERB IS PIG DO YOU WANT A CEVAPCICI? DO YOU WANT A PODVARAK? SERB IS PIG DISGUSTING SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC IS A MURDERER FUCKING SERBIA [Oof, an angry kosovar]

1414. @kxgami_gxng gf is a sockpuppet account to make himself feel better, calling it now.

1415. God is just some guy who bought Sim City and was bored. Some guy sitting at a giant computer is controlling you right now. When you have several decisions going through your head and you don't know which one to pick, God does. "Flirt? Tickle? Entertain?" He decides. You have no say in The Sims. You're just some computer graphic. That is God.

1416. I fantasize about skinny dipping in strangers pools and they catch me. The thought of running away makes so hard.

1417. I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

1418. was with this girl at my old Jr high.. We had been going out for a few months and everything seemed fine and dandy.. Our anniversary was News Years Day, so it was really easy to remember our 3 month, 6 month, 9 month, and yearly anniversary.. Things went perfect for the first 3 months.. I mean there was no actual contact because we wanted to take it slow... It was our 6 month that we went fucking wild. I mean.. We did everything I could have every dreamed of.. I lost my virginity, 69 (which was weird as fuck at the time because I had no idea how to eat a girl out), and fingered her for her first time.. But after that things started go bad.. She started to become sex crazed.. And started getting into S & M and everything.. Like she wanted to take full fucking control of the situation and I was powerless to do anything.. Everytime I tried to act or move she would fucking swipe at me.. She was fucking rough as all hell and did not give a fuck if I was in pain or not.. Sex isn't fun 2 seconds after you come when you're trying to recooporate and she doesn't give you a chance to rest.. On top of it all.. She stopped shaving completely... At out 9 month she was so fucking hairy it was disgusting.. I couldn't even see any more fucking skin.. I don't know why I stayed with her for so long.. Maybe it was because she was my first.. At our 9 month things went from bad, to fucking horrible. She became irritable and tired all the time.. To the point where she would fucking fall asleep during sex.. The last time we made love, she fell asleep on me with all of her fucking disgusting hairy glory.. I had enough at this point and decided to take action. I get up and fucking yell at her and wake her up. It was about this time that I realized why she swiped at me, why she was hairy and why she was sleeping during the latter seasons.. She was a fucking bear. I never saw her again. I'm scarred 4 life.