Tournament of BOWER!!!

Huitzilopochtli yearns for blood https://media1.tenor.com/images/4f678d97ba5838a9f660dd2ee0d2e686/tenor.gif?itemid=13965183

It was a peaceful evening in the tournament, all was quite except for a small buzzing sound. Getting louder, and louder. Bleeding the ear drums of those who hear it. It was I the unhinged Vinyl riding a odd vehicle, in the horizon with 100's of V.H.S.s (Viscous Hideous Sentry). Vinyl takes out a over sized megaphone, and screeching. "You mother <BLEEPS>s think you got a chance? Brah, I birthed the massives from my sexy mind vagina! You think you idiots can steal my waifu, and say your dick is this big *shows big hand gestures*. I'm here steal all the waifus, and the legendary toritori. With my army sexuals. <Everyone's awareness/dexterty rolls has been reduced by 3- with the ear bleeding sounds, in exchange for higher +1 higher attack rolls against Vinyl> A strange secondary hum, charges in the background.