Tournament of BOWER!!!

ha! you're not the only one who works with illusions... plus, mia has already awoken my inner fujoshi on slack... *uses psycho dive to control pirate's body, make him kneel before me, and put him to sleep* https://media.giphy.com/media/H7a7cgJa5Peu0MzHVQ/giphy.gif *i then proceed to give him illusions of broly and goku yaoi!* https://i.postimg.cc/kXbz5gVr/283745296010211.png defense lucky number 5 again!!!

(id find it hilarious if solid wasnt using headphones and someone heard that at his home xD) thats pretty much as close one can get to a physical attack over the internet xD

not to be gay, but goku and broli, kinda like that. i wonder how sparkie would feel..

I rolled 2!! -Pirates coin rapes and pillages Alex's butthole- Alex has one life Pirate two

looks like i have no choice! imma have to start going all out now! *turns my hair into a blaster and fires at pirate* https://pa1.narvii.com/7516/7f99867970104026819eee7bb6de45cf88005f25r1-450-230_hq.gif its gunna be lucky number 5 eventually!!! so attack lucky number 5!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd2J-eQu_BI momo's fire character song starts playing!

i must apologise to you, but with my next move you're going to lose all your braincells. *uses brains waves to transmit these images into alex' brain* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSOOTOjWuS8 you cannot possibly be standing after witnessing my last two braincells. Defense 3 !