What do you find attractive?

Guys as tall or slightly taller then me is a nice plus, but I have been attracted to the opposite height. Blue or grey eyes totally. I like dark haired guys that has straight, smooth hair that I can stroke. Clean shaven for sure. I never liked the feel of beards. Makes me cringe. Hairless chest really gets to me. I gotta run down that softness right there. When it comes to physical looks those are high on my attraction lists, but a guy could be all that but if he treats me or undeserving people like crap then he's instantly hideous.

@verucassault Fish still count. They breathe oxygen through water as they move forward. If you pull a fish backwards you can actually drown them as their gills can't function in reverse.

@gabriel_true I know. But more importantly, please describe in great detail how you will live with your fish bride for all the folks. Inquiring minds want to know...

At Verucassault To tell the whole tale would surmount the equivalent of a classic novel. Mehaps it best to scale down this narrative whale's tail all to fin and provide but a meme to encapsulate my meaning. On a farm Midwest, as far away from the ocean or any body of water we'd spend our days. It'd be a hard life of honest work. The merlady'd have to make a few notable compromises, but I think she'd get her land legs eventually. Maybe in the summers we'd head out on the road back to the beach to visit her family and friends. I don't suspect I'd join them for dinner as I only eat turf. That is except when I go down on my in-laws' daughter's tuna. Starkist! But let's be realistic, I think the relationship would end up a one-night-swim. She'd have full custody any kid born and I'd probably end up just another dead beached father. I hope that answers your questions. All these jokes inspired by Plague of Gripes memes.

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Guys with long hair *-* don't really care about other things overall. Girls with dyed hair also rock and if they're on curvier side

A lot of humor. Maybe a weird sense of humor. A passionate mind. A bit of a rebel. And stuff like this of course xD https://i.pinimg.com/564x/74/77/1b/74771be8f2bf15831ef8a91891ed9e67.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/564x/72/35/91/723591d9dcb34a4ae5ada8e7d7b06ef0.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6c/bd/8f/6cbd8f213e66de23092ebf7013b6d035.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f7/a2/89/f7a289332281836b6fd9efd1f5c108e1.jpg