you know your otaku when

You know that you are an otaku when you sleep with an army of anime plushies and whenever they hit something too hard you scream "GOMEN NASAI GOMEN NASAIIIII!!!! DDD:" XD the worse part is that they never tell you that they are okay XD

1. you know your an otaku when you dont even plug in your cable box because you would rather watch anime instead 2. you know your an otaku when your netflix instant queue and recently watched is filled with nothing but anime.

You know you're otaku when you're dressed in normal clothes and you see some people wearing a certain shirt from an anime so you comment on it and they explain how much they love it and you explain how much you loved it seven years ago when it first came out in Japan and you followed the author's page like a stalker for updates. Then you smile and tell them you've seen every season, and oh, that character. I wouldn't LIKE HIM IF I WERE YOU.

-u knw ur an otaku when u ask ur dakimakura is shed like seconds ^^ -u knw ur an otaku when all ur friends and family have abandoned u cuz u havent left ur house in weeks and ur working inside of ur house eating nuthing but imported ramens and various other japanese snacks and pushing 400 pounds.....to real ^^? (jk XP imma rl otaku and only 110 ^^ though the rest of that is sadly true......)

ScarecrowK: You mean Frank Sinatra? (Kidding!) -...When your first instinct for confused or frustrated babbling is in Japanese, thanks to anime. -...When you decide that you really don't need things like "vitamins" and "minerals" and "food in general" if it means you can't afford the materials to finish your costume. -...When you get strange looks at an anime convention for being such a dedicated cosplayer/materialist/font of knowledge/other related thing.

when you constantly wear an urahara kisuke bleach hat in public when you have read more than 20 mangas, or seen more than 20 anime's

When you scream in rage when you hear that America screwed up the death note movie When you hear vocaloids you randomly start dancing When your mother says she wants to see a certain country and you show her the hetalia version

When you convert your schoolmates to Hetalians so they could pass the finals in World History about the entangled alliances.