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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
Apparently, it's only appropriate to say "Look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning...Nestle in the afternoon.
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alliechan94 @alliechan96
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alliechan94 @alliechan96
Two muffins in the oven; one goes "Man it's hot in here," and the other scream " Ahhh! A talking Muffin."
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SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
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SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
I guess that muffin must have been pretty....nutty uwu
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
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Joaquin Stick @frenesi
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?
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verg1l @verg1l
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verg1l @verg1l
that's what she said
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Audio-senpai @charlie_swan
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Audio-senpai @charlie_swan
Why did the skull not go to the dance? He had no body to go with.
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu you'll need a tweet-ment, while if you have swine flu you'll need an oink-ment.
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What state a person fell into a well NOT in?
Of course NOT well.
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