No Nut November Round 3

You can only make and "retain" so much semen at any given time (Max "levels" are usually reached in about three days and it's not nearly as much as porn would have you believe.) . Your body will take care of it on its own even if you don't. Happy dreaming!!! ;)

The super secret art of semen retention that has been passed down my family over many generations involves making a knot using foreskin so that no semen escapes during nocturnal emissions and is forced to flow back from whence it came. Naturally, such advanced techniques are available only to those who have not been mutilated at birth as part of a fucked up, backwards and evil desert cult tradition.

When I don't nut for a while I start thinking about the wahmens and vagenes more than usual. What is the vagina? What does it do? Where does it lead? What does it mean? https://media1.tenor.com/images/e8bf56f046d31a24b513b3d5413e4f8e/tenor.gif?itemid=4606057

It leads to money... Spending money, that is. Oh, and possible conflict with a side of heart break. It's like a wet sponge in a solo cup, a misjudged disappointment.

Yeah, it potentially leads to food stamps. But hey, you do get an extra two grand each year on your tax returns if you're the one claiming the out come. I hear that goes real far nowadays... /s