How to make senpai notice me?

Put a fake spider in his desk. Steal his notebook and doodle all over it before giving it back. Sit next to him and stare at him during awkward times then look away if he tries to inquire about it. Urinate all over his room. Do something cool in front of the class. Light a fire near his car. Make him lunch.

just hang out with him more if you're genuinely interested in the clubs (s)he goes to go to their clubs if he sits at a table in the cafeteria swing by and chat if you already talk to him a lot just try to ask him somewhere (even if it's not a date; just go to a fastfood place or play a sport or go to an arcade or bowling or something) alternately buy a knife tie him to a chair send him to your basement and profess your deep love

If you're guy, rob ze bank, obtain das gold brick, and you'll literally drown in her attention. If you're a girl....fart. Since your gender "never does that", it will make any man stop reading his newspaper and look at you.

lol , If you're a girl....fart. Since your gender "never does that", it will make any man stop reading his newspaper and look at you.