According to my head IRL (A poem About my life so far.)

Okay so... According to my headcrack, I've been up to no good since high school. According to my headcrack, I've been a good kid so far. According to my headcrack, my face makes me look like a sarcastic prick. According to my headcrack, I would skip class just to walk home and get high. According to my headcrack, I would use her as an excuse to stay in school According to my headcrack, That would never work According to my headcrack, I'm just some random Punk Rocker that never wanted to be Gangsta. According to my headcrack, I'd rather be an otaku street nerd. According to my headcrack, It's weird having random sluts show up at your door at 3 A.M. looking for dick. According to my headcrack, It's actually kinda weird to fuck a trap in real life. According to my headcrack, He didn't like his dick being touched. According to my headcrack, I was only being considerate. According to my headcrack, Drunk girls love me. According to my headcrack, I'm a gifted learner that can figure out just about anything. According to my headcrack, I'm what they'd call a cool loser. In real life, all of that is true. In real life, I'm actually just some random dude who people wouldn't normally give a 2nd glance. In real life, People call me a player just because they know i have no respect for them. In real life, I like to fuck with Alphas by calling them glorified pig slut attention whores. In real life, I'm actually an apathetic bored Sigma whose fancy can't be uncovered by Drugs, women, Power & Money alone. In real life, I have a slight allergy to girls. In real life, I got from my obnoxious friends and neighbors because they couldn't stop talking about girls N shit. In real life, I'm about an 8 out of 10. In real life, it's hard being artistic and intelligent when everyone's playing you off like you aint shit. In real life, I know i'm the shit. However... Given that my life is actually exactly how i want it aside from all the things I've wanted to do in life. I was driven by anger, rage n strife. All my friends tell me that I need to grow up and get a life all while knowing that i do not want one. I just wanna sit here, smoke my pot and ish until this chem has me feeling as terrific as it can, because i can son. according to my headcrack, i like to live my life both inside and outside my mind. I built up many skills and learned many things. other than that, this is real life & I wish this place would liven up a bit... Because I'm bored. ~Who wants to drink a 40oz. and tag the night away with anime... ~We can smoke the blunt later... i guess...