PAP: Relationship Goals

I know, I'm purposefully being melodramatic for comedic effect. (Is what I tell myself stop the pain of being alone.)

Gosh. Those women definitely missed out. One way to know if it's you or just their personality preference is watching how they react to everyone else they are with. If they are the same with others then it's truly how they are. For me I would love that my bf can massage my body, take turns in cooking for us, cuddle lots, and actually want to know me so he knows how to be with me in the relationship. Every guy I've met never bothered to even ask anything about my personality and who I am. It made me feel disconnected with them and I had no importance to them.

Poke shoulder first, and gauge interaction. If they poke back, it usually conveys some level of comfort when it comes to playful physical interaction. If they just stare at you, just tell them you thought it was a bug, but it was just lent or something. Then withdraw to a safe distance. Basic emotional intelligence goes a long way to figuring what people consent to without having to awkwardly ask and put them on the spot. You should at least let people get used to a base level of touching before offering massages, cause then it gets kinda weird of you offer it out of the blue. Parameters differ depending on the individual.

The conversation was started about a previous intimate relationship I had. We were living together. Not talking about strangers, haha!

*looks down at his detailed notes* *Looks back up* *Looks down and flips a few pages* Start by drawing the five points of a pentagram in each of the cardinal directions while evoking the names of the four arch angels...

Uh.....I think Choco just broke. For strangers you really shouldn't touch them at all. Even getting long off might be seen as an evasion of their own space depending on their mind frame of the situation. If they are known acquaintances then it might pass. You just have to read their expressions, cuz most humans won't even tell you the truth of what they think in fear of society going against them. Pathetic mind frame in deed. If it's already an intimate relationship where they have bonded and ended up close already having to put up your guard for just a touch a couple would share isn't much of a bond at all. If they say they're not in the mood then Respect that cuz not every moment the person wants to be touched, but if it's a constant situation that happens most of the time in the relationship then it makes sense to walk away and find someone who wants to live with those boundaries. Respect each individual decision but if it's not a life style you want then there's nothing wrong in simply walking away for the sake of both people

And after the banishing ritual has been complete, and unwanted forces have been vacated and neutralized... You need a wand of cedar grounded in cinnamon, and a funny hat for this next one. Start by tracing the geometries of the tree of life. Oh, you do you have an alter made of gold? You need that too, or else the divine connection will be severed. Once you have consecrated a space for your biblically accurate angel to descend upon, careful not to look at it, or your eyes will melt, they require their true form, wings, thousands of eyes, and all, you viberate the words of creation in the correct cadence with the cricket, and bam! She will be ready for her foot massage.

We can never emphasize the importance of ceremony a man must perform before touching a woman's sacred foot. If we don't her very soles could be lost to us forever.

Oh, acceptance... Right. -pulls out the necronomicon- Start by shambling in non-euclidian geometries, ja K'thanid, great old one, and benefactor of humanity, unleash thy golden gaze upon this -Wait, hold on, anyone one have a Shogoth tear? I must make contact with wholesome Cthulhu's noodly appendage, or I run the risk of awakening the crawling chaos, and all of reality will be undone.