Under Lock & Key:KEEPOUT

I'm super bored so why not create a new thread? -Give the above user a secret line or message in your make believe secret diary about them but in an ironic manner. Make it sound like you like, like them but not in the ways they were hoping for. Let's use this opportunity to spread love and funny memories together. Doesn't matter if it's the same gender or not cause it's all silliness at the end of the day...Under Lock & Key is basically just a locked up diary and the KEEPOUT part is well, people keeping out of each others diary but in this scenario the diary is this thread so all is welcome to join in the hijinks ^-^; -Example RandomUser Chillpill @ RandomUser I like you because you R the best at warming up hot pockets instead of cooking a 5 star dinner every night of the week except on Fridays when you warm up pizza rolls instead. You whisper into my ear. "No one is better at warming up stuff than I do" And I blush. Chillpill @ RandomUser I think of you a lot in my spare time....then when I walk out the door to begin my day...I forget completely about you till I need something from you later. Then once again I think....of you Chillpill @ RandomUser You're a catch.So is the flu when I wrote this poem I solely thought of catching one of the two....

@chillpill i like you coz you make these interesting ideas for random thread.. but i just cant help but break all your rules and turn it into another silly thread ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lol. Thanks Laughingman >:) (Heads up since you are above me you are the next one up. Just poking fun is what this is all about. I'll just joke with a poem on this one) @ Laughingman Yesterday was cold. Today was freezing. I think ice is somewhat pleasing. Cause a cold heart can only melt when you find the right match, I'll go down to another city and see if there is another more suitable batch. I promise I'll think of you when I strike a new fire, these matches are running hot and I'm not good at being a liar...

Beep beep! Your love for me sure is deep! Coz of me you probably never sleep! But reading the above post gave me the creeps~