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☠BΣΉΣЯIƬ✴ @beherit
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☠BΣΉΣЯIƬ✴ @beherit
Remove Gushers. I know that isn't a roast, but that's all I wanted to say...

wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas
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wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQUM4Dwb208/maxresdefault.jpg
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
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Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
@cero looks like gushers arent the only thing exploading in your mouth
See you are rocking the new line of school shooter trench coat
Why are you holding up all those boxes of gushers like "i bet if i put these in my lunch box the kids at school wont bully me any more"
I bet you used that trench coat for stealing fruit snacks at walmart
Why do you look like a used condom salesman
Cero looks like a discounted Robbie rotten

warmblood2 @warmblood2
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warmblood2 @warmblood2
You look like the most annoying kid in class.

Baka @reinhardt76
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Baka @reinhardt76
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Cero @cero
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Cero @cero
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Chocopyro @chocopyro
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Chocopyro @chocopyro
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http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Cero.png

blissfullforce1818 @blissfullforce1818
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wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas
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wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas
I put this thread to my favourites so I can always read how awful you are :)

115 @siruboo
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115 @siruboo
You are the dad
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